OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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