she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I feel great
I just peed on a car
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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