Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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