More tranny stories later!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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