Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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