Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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