How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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