I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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