Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Im part way to drunk.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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