just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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