Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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