I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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