Dual....:-)
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Randomize
