the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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