Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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