Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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