Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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