Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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