Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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