how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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