I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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