Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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