Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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