are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i came on her dog
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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