Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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