Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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