I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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