He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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