she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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