It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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