Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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