Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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