Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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