oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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