Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
