I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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