I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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