she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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