just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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