me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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