Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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