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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...

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(858): View more from California

this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.

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(315): View more from New York

I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.

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I hope you fall on your chin.

(802): View more from Vermont

Jealousy makes you ugly.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.

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(248): View more from Michigan

she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator

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(765): View more from Indiana

He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face

(812): View more from Indiana

Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!

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