he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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