My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
