My nipple is on Facebook.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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