He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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