come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
