I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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