You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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