call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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