Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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